What's the worst gift you've received from your partner?

Had a partner once who was trying to impress me by getting a arabic word engraved on a bracelet (partner was of a different race), but the meaning was totally off. So while the bracelet itself was gorgeous, the word engraved actually meant something like 'smell flower' instead of the intended mash-up of the meaning of our names together. Ahh, the power of internet translations. They still don't know :)