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To the aunt (loudly): gu gu ("aunt" in Chinese), bird! Everyone burst out laughing. In the public, repeated three times no less. Epic moment.. Apologies to the non Chinese who may not get the joke.
Hubby went to shave bald. One day we fetch our son after school and he asked, dady where your hair go? It was simply hilarious, as he gave ys that puzzled stare look.
he is 3 years old and he asked, "Can a caterpillar cut a pizza?" then he answered by himself, "No, caterpillar doesn't have hand, it can't cut a pizza..."
"Mummy, your hair is coloured! Did you use colour pencil to colour them all?" This question was from my 5-years old boy while he was bathing.
The very first time my baby cooed the word "do-do" (with serious facial expression) then reached out for my boobies and squeezed. Haha. Silly kiddo!
My son : Mommy my cock Pell Me: What My son: My cock is on the ploor, my cock Pell... Only then I realize his sock fell on the floor
Once when we were very upset with our 2ish, he curled his lips then said, "you love me you know...". It was hard to stay upset!
When my son was whining, my 7 year old daughter told me to "send him back to the hospital"
Mummy why is your bum on your chest !!
Mummy, you have one more baby, then where does didi go? Dustbin?