What is the funniest or most annoying thing your Gynae said to you during delivery?

This is a classic story in my family. According to scans, I was supposed to be a boy so when my mom was going through a difficult labour delivering me, her doctor joked that only a girl could be this stubborn. And when I was finally born after long hours of painful hell for my mom, it turned out that I was indeed a girl and the doctor gleefully said, "see I told you so." Hahhaa.