Me: Babe... Husband: What? Me: Could you check my butt? Husband: What, why?? Me: Is this a pimple? Husband: Uh.... Me: Could you pop it? Husband: Okay, dear #marriage Do you have funny conversations like this with your husband? Do share! (And make me feel like I'm not the only freak wife, haha)

Went check up , gynae scan stomach check on baby growth . Gynae said this is your bb boy testicals . I shocked n look at the gynae and my husband saying "my baby balls?! U sure it's my baby balls? It looks bigger than my husband balls! Why so big! " everyone start laughing . Me: dear can help me shave my CB hair I cannot reach . Husband: why u want shave your CB hair . Got affect u meh. Me: later give birth the baby come out than the hair tickle his face .