What are some of the most annoying things that non parents have said to you since you have become a parent?

I'm a shm btw. Sometimes I go out, leaving my gal and boi with my hb. "Why do is have to go home so early?" "Can't u stay with us a bit longer.." Hb: "wat time u coming back? Mei needs ur neh neh." However I do meet pple who understand the woes of shm, pple can talk but sometimes I just shake it off. Dun have to listen to all. Sometimes to the extent of telling them... Bo lui, bo eng. To shake them off.