What are some of the most annoying things that non parents have said to you since you have become a parent?

Here are a classic few: #1- We’re having an afternoon picnic in our back yard, but it’s strictly an adult-only event. #2 - You’re not going to start buying “mom jeans” now, are you? #3 - We’re thinking of having a baby, so we’re getting a puppy first to see if we’re cut out for the job.