What are some of the most annoying things that non parents have said to you since you have become a parent?

The vicious cycle of drama Scene A: Hangout with baby "Why you bring your baby? You have curfew now and we can't hangout till late night!" Scene B: Without baby "Where is your baby? We missed him! How could you left him with nanny and go without him?" Geez.... what i do never right in their eyes. Go get a baby soon :p