What are some of the most annoying things that non parents have said to you since you have become a parent?

1) I'm so tired! (Hello, u r talking about tired to me?) 2) U only want to have 1 kid? U made him suffer to take care of u when u grow old! (Better than u don't even have a bf at your 30s) 3) Why r u wasting $ to get such an expensive pump when u don't intend to pump >6months? (Why? U jealous ah? I can afford it what) 4) Wait till u settle your child then we can hang out late. (This is my new life, settle what? I rather spend my time with my child than u) 5) U have maid what, y r u still so tired? Just tell your maid to do everything lah. 1 child only & U made yourself so tired(I'm speechless) 6) Your child falls sick again? Y is his immune system so weak! (Haiz, he just enter childcare .... Zzzzzz) - back in 2015