What are some of the most annoying things that non parents have said to you since you have become a parent?

1)so when can we meetup? (seriously the only meetup i wish to hv is with my bed) 2) wow you dont hv to work for 4 months during your ML 3) why dont you bring your baby out (alone with baby for shopping or girls meetup) 4) your baby can slp whenever she wants. (and continue to play with baby)