Shan (2 years 5 months): pls ask for my permission before you kiss me mama, it’s not very nice otherwise
Mama: can I pls kiss you now, Shan
Shan: yes, but only 4 times. Count mama.
Mama: okay. 1 kiss, 2 kiss, 3 kiss, 4 kiss, (5....)
Shan: no no no no - only 4. Stop. No. No. Only 4.
Mama: (still wants to kiss her baby...) okay - now we count to 4 in Bahasa? And then in Chinese?
Shan: okay!
Mama: yes! Win!