Fiance: Babe, why must they use such a big flashlight to see inside your vagina, look like cave torch?
Me: Well babe, that's the only light they can use to see inside, it is a tunnel or cave so to speak.
Fiance: Whaaaa?...
Me: - Raised eyebrow- How else can your dick go up all the way in there.
Fiance: Oh.... Could a car go in?
Me: Hmm... I never tried. Who knows.
Just for a laugh. Happy weekends