What are the best dad jokes you have heard?

My whole life... has been built just for this moment. 1)Grandad at my Grandma's funeral Family friend: Are you alright? Grandad: No, I'm half left. 2)Two goldfish are in a tank, one turns and says to the other, "I'll man the gun, you steer" 3)Every time we passed by a cemetery, "people are dying to get in there" 4)Pointing up to some geese flying above: "You ever notice that one side of the 'flying V' is always longer than the other? You know why that is? More geese on that side 5)Dad: When this heals, will I be able to play the piano? Doctor: Yes, you'll be fine in a few days. Dad: Perfect, I've always wanted to be able to play an instrument 6)Reversing the car "Ahh, this takes me back." 7)Holding a step ladder "this is my step ladder... I never knew my real ladder." 8)Call me a taxi. "You're a taxi" 9)my dad and I walk into the bathroom Dad: So did they tell you about this place? Me: No, what do they say? Dad: I hear this is where the dicks hang out. 10)I asked my dad to make me a sandwich, he said:"Abracadabra you are a sandwich."