What are the best dad jokes you have heard?

Heard this from a friend: Son: For $20, I’ll be good. Dad: Oh, yeah? When I was your age, I was good for nothing.

Q: Why should you never fall in love with a tennis player? A: Because love means nothing to them.

My favourite joke of all time... What kind of bees make milk?........... BOOBIES

This is how my father responded when I said, "I will call later". Don't call me later, call me Dad. :D

Remembered my dad with this one because it's exactly how my dad would joke around :)

My favourite is http://dailypicdump.com/when-dad-jokes-go-too-far and ..

"My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward."

My husband thinks I'm crazy...but I'm not the one who married me!

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? It was well-armed.

Those who have been thru a c sec should find this funny