Any jokes for breastfeeding mamas?

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A woman and a baby come into the doctor’s office. She was told to go into a room and wait for the doctor. After arriving there, the doctor examined the baby and asked the woman, “Is he breast fed or on the bottle?” “Breast fed” she replied. “Well, strip down to your waist,” the doctor ordered. She did. He pressed, kneaded and pinched both breasts for a while in a detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed said, “No wonder this baby is hungry. You don’t have any milk.” “Naturally,” she said, “I’m his aunt. But I’m glad I came.”

Certainly, humor can be a great way to lighten the mood. Here's a lighthearted breastfeeding-related joke, copied from https://funnpedia.com/ Why did the breastfeeding mama bring a ladder to the baby shower? Because she heard the baby was going to be a little "upset" if they couldn't reach the milk bar! 🍼😄