What are the best dad jokes you have heard?

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Me: Dad, I'm tired Dad: Hi tired, nice to meet you. I'm dad

What’s the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth- hurty (2.30)

Hahahaha so true. We're totally living this right now!

thanks

Dedicated to my darling wife

What kind of shoes do Ninjas wear? Sneakers.

Yep. Agree completely!

I thought this was funny!

This one always cracks me up!